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KMD Howitt Plum Roll On Girdle S-2XL
£27.50 GBP £55.00 GBP
- Slinky black and plum satin girdle
- Plum satin front with black sides
- Should come with big aubergine bows - changed in production!
- Mesh folded V panel at the bottom front
- Powermesh back
- Sits on the natural waist, though as its a stretchy slightly curved tube, you can wear it higher or lower if it suits you
- 6 wide metal garter tabs on V elastic
- Wriggle in, wriggle out!
- Worried about going to the loo? Here's your options
- Made in the EU
Photos; Jessica Yupele
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KMD Howitt Plum Bra 32-36 B-DD
£17.00 GBP £34.00 GBP
- Slinky black and plum longline bra
- Plum satin front with black sides
- With big aubergine bows as shown on the grey background
- Wired, very lightly padded 2-part cut and sewn cups
- Plum top cups and centre panel
- Black powermesh back
- Made in the EU
Photos; Jessica Yupele
KMD Bronte Blue Bra 32-36 B-DD
£18.00 GBP £36.00 GBP
- Blue satin and bird lace bra
- Wired, very lightly padded 2-part cut and sewn cups
- Blue satin cups and cradle
- Black lace with a parrot pattern over the top of the cup
- Black powermesh back
- Made in the EU
KMD Bronte Blue Super High Waist Brief S-XL
£12.00 GBP £24.00 GBP
- Blue satin and bird lace longline knicker
- The biggest of big pants, sitting between the natural waist and the underbust
- Blue satin centre with lace overlay
- Black lace with a parrot pattern
- Black sheer back
- Made in the EU
KMD Jong High Waist Brief S-2XL
£12.00 GBP £24.00 GBP
- Red printed satin longline knicker
- The biggest of big pants, sitting between the natural waist and the underbust
- Printed satin centre in a nighty floral
- Black sheer back
- Made in the EU
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KMD Jong Roll On Girdle S-2XL
£27.50 GBP £55.00 GBP
- Slinky black and red satin girdle
- Printed satin centre - black linework of women and flowers - read more about this exclusive print here
- Mesh folded V panel at the bottom front
- Powermesh back
- Sits on the natural waist, though as its a stretchy slightly curved tube, you can wear it higher or lower if it suits you
- 6 wide metal garter tabs on V elastic
- Wriggle in, wriggle out!
- Worried about going to the loo? Here's your options
- Made in the EU
Photos; Jessica Yupele
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KMD Jong Longline Bra 32-38 B-F
£18.00 GBP £36.00 GBP
- Slinky black and red longline bra
- Printed satin centre in a naughty floral
- Wired, very lightly padded 2-part cut and sewn cups
- Red top cups and centre panel
- Black powermesh back
- Made in the EU
Photos; Jessica Yupele
KMD Emmeline Brief in Rose Silk
£34.00 GBP
- The smallest of our retro brief shapes in pink silk
- Hipster cut
- Pink stretch silk front and back
- Once upon a time we bought a very small amount of extremely expensive fancy luxury embroidery and then tried to work out how to make it go as far as possible!
- The pink shade matches the rose Audrey
- Made in the UK in absolutely minute quantities
Photos; Jessica Yupele
KMD Emmeline Bra in Rose Silk
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- Pink silk bra with just a touch of luxury embroidery at the apex
- Based on the Doren pattern this uses a thick elastic underbust, side bones, and thin foam lining to support
- No cup shape, hence the easy fit sizes!
- Powernet wings deep hooks and eyes at the back
- Made in the UK in absolutely minute quantities.
- Silk matches the rose audrey
Photos; Jessica Yupele
The bralets are designed to fit up to about a DD cup, with the bands as follows:
S = 32
M = 34
L = 36
XL = 38
If you're a DD cup you can get away with taking the next size up, and if you're an A cup, the next size down.
32A,32B,32C,32D,32DD,32E,34A,34B,34C,34D,34DD,34E,36A,36B,36C,36D,36DD,36E, 38A,38B,38C,38D,38DD
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KMD Emmeline Cincher in Rose Silk
£74.00 GBP
- Pink silk and luxury embroidery 6-strap waist cincher
- Dusky rose pink silk front
- Plastic-boned, angled panels and powernet sides (Amy pattern)
- 6 adjustable wide metal clipped suspender straps and hooks and eyes
- Unusual black embroidery in a graphic pattern over a sheer honey tulle, overlaid onto the silk
- Made in the UK in absolutely minute quantities.
- Pink matches the rose Audrey
Photos; Jessica Yupele
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Lana Harness Bodysuit Black
£29.00 GBP £49.00 GBP
- Part of one of our suppliers clearance, so won't have a KMD label or packaging
- Just your typical nightmare of straps to figure out how to get in
- Underboob, overboobs, criss-cross straps
- Unlike most of these things - this is satin covered elastic, so you get this pretty ruffled effect. It also has metal hardware, so a bit of a step up to the budget versions of these things
- Tiny ridiculous thong though (which has a cotton gusset, hurrah!)
- 4 narrow suspender drops
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Absolute nonsense for decorative purposes only
- Actually easier to get into than you might imagine! I'll do a video
- Might well come with some pasties; potluck whether they are the ones shown
- Tiny bows. I don't know, take them off if you don't like them, but the one on the back is pretty cute
- I can get my 2XL hips into all the sizes so I wouldn't worry much about the sideways measurements and would suggest the taller you are the bigger the size instead
This version is all black. Also shown in all red, you are buying all black :)
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Lana Harness Bodysuit Wine/Black
£29.00 GBP £49.00 GBP
- Part of one of our suppliers clearance, so won't have a KMD label or packaging
- Just your typical nightmare of straps to figure out how to get in
- Underboob, overboobs, criss-cross straps
- Unlike most of these things - this is satin covered elastic, so you get this pretty ruffled effect. It also has metal hardware, so a bit of a step up to the budget versions of these things
- Tiny ridiculous thong though (which has a cotton gusset, hurrah!)
- 4 narrow suspender drops
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Absolute nonsense for decorative purposes only
- Actually easier to get into than you might imagine! I'll do a video
- Might well come with some pasties; potluck whether they are the ones shown
- Tiny bows. I don't know, take them off if you don't like them, but the one on the back is pretty cute
- I can get my 2XL hips into all the sizes so I wouldn't worry much about the sideways measurements and would suggest the taller you are the bigger the size instead
This version is wine red with black garters and trims. The back is shown ins all red, you are buying wine :)
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Lana Harness Bodysuit Red
£29.00 GBP £49.00 GBP
- Part of one of our suppliers clearance, so won't have a KMD label or packaging
- Just your typical nightmare of straps to figure out how to get in
- Underboob, overboobs, criss-cross straps
- Unlike most of these things - this is satin covered elastic, so you get this pretty ruffled effect. It also has metal hardware, so a bit of a step up to the budget versions of these things
- Tiny ridiculous thong though (which has a cotton gusset, hurrah!)
- 4 narrow suspender drops
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Absolute nonsense for decorative purposes only
- Actually easier to get into than you might imagine! I'll do a video
- Might well come with some pasties; potluck whether they are the ones shown
- Tiny bows. I don't know, take them off if you don't like them, but the one on the back is pretty cute
- I can get my 2XL hips into all the sizes so I wouldn't worry much about the sideways measurements and would suggest the taller you are the bigger the size instead
This version is all red.
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KMD Red Strappy Nuwaa Harness
£24.00 GBP £36.00 GBP
- Stretchy strappy bobbins on clearance* from the unit we work with in the Philippines
- Foldover elastic harness in the style of a suspender belt, for adornment purposes
- Pull on and off
- Has adjusters but the elastic is so stretchy it doesn't need them (I can get my 45 inch hips into an s/m size)
- Because its stretchy, doesn't squish into skin the way fancy elastic can ;)
- Has strappy garter things instead of clips, you can't attach stockings to this
- Some of the packs include a matching halter harness, but no promises
S/M - waist 24" to 29", hips from 30" to 38"
L/XL - waist 30" to 39", hips from 39" to 44"
May extend further.
*Clearance stock; I sometimes takes garments that the small units we work with need to clear. These items are not faulty, but they won't have the usual labels and the packaging is, in all honesty, often a mess. Especially if I did it :)
It also means there's often a random selection in odd sizes.
KMD Turquoise Strappy Nuwaa Harness
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- Stretchy strappy bobbins on clearance* from the unit we work with in the Philippines
- Foldover elastic harness in the style of a suspender belt, for adornment purposes
- Pull on and off
- Has adjusters but the elastic is so stretchy it doesn't need them (I can get my 45 inch hips into an s/m size)
- Because its stretchy, doesn't squish into skin the way fancy elastic can ;)
- Has strappy garter things instead of clips, you can't attach stockings to this
- Some of the packs include a matching halter harness, but no promises
S/M - waist 24" to 29", hips from 30" to 38"
L/XL - waist 30" to 39", hips from 39" to 44"
May extend further.
*Clearance stock; I sometimes takes garments that the small units we work with need to clear. These items are not faulty, but they won't have the usual labels and the packaging is, in all honesty, often a mess. Especially if I did it :)
It also means there's often a random selection in odd sizes.
KMD Purple Duchess Skirt
£36.00 GBP £65.00 GBP
- Taffeta burlesque nonsense skirt on clearance* from the unit we work with in the Philippines
- Made like a bubble skirt, with a big, pouffy base that's usable both ways round
- Higher at the front than at the back, a sort of knee at the front, midi at the back
- Plastic boned waist band which you can adjust using the lacing at the back
- Taffeta tie sashes sewn in at either side which you can use in a variety of ways
- Big taffeta rosettes. I don't think you can take these off so if they're not for you, this isn't for you
- Chunky zip up the centre front with a hook and eye at the top
- POCKETS OMG in the sides
- Might want to try a petticoat underneath it
S/M - waist from about 24 inches to 27
M/L- waist from about 28
L/XL: Waistline from 36 inches to about 44
*Clearance stock; I sometimes takes garments that the small units we work with need to clear. These items are not faulty, but they won't have the usual labels and the packaging is, in all honesty, often a mess. Especially if I did it :)
It also means there's often a random selection in odd sizes.
KMD Red Duchess Skirt
Sold Out £65.00 GBP
- Taffeta burlesque nonsense skirt on clearance* from the unit we work with in the Philippines
- Made like a bubble skirt, with a big, pouffy base that's usable both ways round
- Higher at the front than at the back, a sort of knee at the front, midi at the back
- Plastic boned waist band which you can adjust using the lacing at the back
- Taffeta tie sashes sewn in at either side which you can use in a variety of ways
- Big taffeta rosettes. I don't think you can take these off so if they're not for you, this isn't for you
- Chunky zip up the centre front with a hook and eye at the top
- POCKETS OMG in the sides
- Might want to try a petticoat underneath it
S/M - waist from about 24 inches to 27
M/L- waist from about 28
L/XL: Waistline from 36 inches to about 44
*Clearance stock; I sometimes takes garments that the small units we work with need to clear. These items are not faulty, but they won't have the usual labels and the packaging is, in all honesty, often a mess. Especially if I did it :)
It also means there's often a random selection in odd sizes.
KMD Black Duchess Skirt
£36.00 GBP £65.00 GBP
- Taffeta burlesque nonsense skirt on clearance* from the unit we work with in the Philippines
- Made like a bubble skirt, with a big, pouffy base that's usable both ways round
- Higher at the front than at the back, a sort of knee at the front, midi at the back
- Plastic boned waist band which you can adjust using the lacing at the back
- Taffeta tie sashes sewn in at either side which you can use in a variety of ways
- Big taffeta rosettes. I don't think you can take these off so if they're not for you, this isn't for you
- Chunky zip up the centre front with a hook and eye at the top
- POCKETS OMG in the sides
- Might want to try a petticoat underneath it
S/M - waist from about 24 inches to about 27
M/L- waist from about 28 inches to about 34
L/XL - waistline from 35 inches to about 44
*Clearance stock; I sometimes takes garments that the small units we work with need to clear. These items are not faulty, but they won't have the usual labels and the packaging is, in all honesty, often a mess. Especially if I did it :)
It also means there's often a random selection in odd sizes.
KMD Turquoise Rufflebutt High Waist Knicker S-2XL
£74.00 GBP
- The biggest black knicker with the mostest ruffles in bright turquoise blue satin
- Opaque black very high waist knicker
- Contour panelling and shaping waistband
- Sits between the underbust and your natural waist depending on torso length
- Cascade of satin ruffles down the back
- Ruffled legline
- Zip side closure
- 4 wide ribbon loops inside if you have garters to add
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KMD Wine Rufflebutt High Waist Knicker S-2XL
£74.00 GBP
- The biggest black knicker with the mostest ruffles in wine red satin
- Opaque black very high waist knicker
- Contour panelling and shaping waistband
- Sits between the underbust and your natural waist depending on torso length
- Cascade of satin ruffles down the back
- Ruffled legline
- Zip side closure
- 4 wide ribbon loops inside if you have garters to add
Shown in all black on models, you are buying the new, probably very limited, black with wine red satin version
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Playful Promises Black Lace Strappy Crotchless Thong XS - 6XL
£20.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- I mean who doesn't want a crotchless gift
- Black satin elastic outlined g-string
- Sheer black lace at the front with eyelash edge
- Elastic sides, elastic thong back
- Peach satin branded gift bag
Playful Promises Black Satin And Lace Trim Ouvert Brief XS - 6XL
£30.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!Black satin
- Black satin high leg french knicker style - with no crotch
- Fluttery satin legs and stretch waist
- Split from front to back
- Vintage inspired lace trim along the split
- Satin bow
- Peach satin branded gift bag
Playful Promises Black Allover Lace And Mesh Ouvert Brief XS - 6XL
£25.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!Black satin
- Black mesh and lace open knicker
- Mesh front with lace sides
- Open crotch and bottom, outlined in elastic
- Peach satin branded gift bag
Playful Promises Anais Black Racer Back Balcony Bra 32-44 A-H
£45.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Sheer blush mesh racer back bra with black contrast satin and embroidery trims
- Perfect for all those low back, backless, open back and split back garments that are around
- Cut and sewn sheer blush mesh 3-part underwired cups with satin seams
- The top cup is edged in tiny embroidery scallops and overlaid with matching embroidery
- Embroidered overlay on centre gore and satin cradle
- Black adjustable satin elastic racer back straps, meeting at the back with an embroidered insert
- Black powermesh wings
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Fitted separately for full-bust and plus figures
Playful Promises Anais Black Thong XS - 6XL
£22.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Blush mesh and black embroidery strappy g-string
- Blush sheer mesh front with embroidered corners leading to satin elastic strap sides
- Blush mesh panel at the back leading to soft elastic thong
- Metal O-rings
Playful Promises Anais Black Quarter Cup Bra 32-44 A-H
£43.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Black satin 1/4 bra with embroidered underbust and harness straps
- Very lightly padded underwired black satin cut away cups
- Black satin elastic harness style straps, adjustable, leading to the shoulder straps at the apex
- Embroidery with scalloped edge over sheer blush mesh along the gore and cradle
- Black powermesh wings
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Fitted separately for full-bust and plus figures
Playful Promises Anais Black Basque 32-44 A-H
£80.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Black satin and embroidered blush mesh basque
- Wired 3-part sheer cups with black satin contour lines and embroidery overlay top
- Matching satin elastic shoulder straps with embroidery scallops
- Black satin centre front with blush mesh sides
- Black satin tie sash
- Black embroidery overlay along satin edges on the front
- Hooks and eyes at the back edged with black embroidery scallops over blush mesh
- 4 adjustable satin elastic garter straps with metal clips
- Fitted separately for full-bust and plus figures
Playful Promises Anais Black High Waist Brief XS - 6XL
£25.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Blush mesh and black satin big knicker with embroidered scallops
- Black satin centre front
- Sheer blush mesh sides and back
- Black embroidery scallops along the front legline
Playful Promises Anais Black Ouvert Brief XS - 6XL
£28.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Blush mesh crotchless knicker with black embroidery scallops
- Yep, still can't photo these
- Sheer blush mesh all over with black contrast outline
- Black embroidery scallops on the centre front
- Just a great big curvy open part where you might normally expect a gusset
Playful Promises Anais Black Suspender Belt XS - 6XL
£39.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Black satin and embroidery blush mesh garter belt
- Classic narrow design, can be worn on the natural waist or lower
- Black satin waistband with 2 sheer blush mesh V drops at the front leading to garter straps
- Black satin outlines
- Black embroidery scallops edge from front to back
- 4 satin elastic adjustable black garter straps with metal clips
Miss N 100 Denier Opaque Crotchless Tights
£14.00 GBP
Glamorous hosiery with a touch of the unusual
- Opaque, shimmering finish
- Soft, stretch knit
- Very much missing out on any sort of gusset
- Flat seams, same denier from top to bottom
- Wide, stretch waistband
Miss N 60 Denier Opaque Stockings XS-2XL
£9.00 GBP
Glamorous hosiery with a touch of the unusual
- Opaque, shimmering finish
- Soft, stretch knit
- Invisibly reinforced toes
- Needs a suspender belt to stay up
- Plain top
Miss N High-Shine Sheer Stockings Pale
£9.00 GBP
Glamorous hosiery with a touch of the unusual
- Sheer, gloss finish
- Soft, stretch knit
- Plain reinforced top
- 15 denier
- Sandal toe (no visible reinforcement)
- "Nude", a pale beige
Miss N Slick Seamed Stockings XS-2XL
£9.00 GBP
Glamorous hosiery with a touch of the unusual
- The brand call these "oil shine", which, er
- Lets go with the glossiest, almost wetlook stockings you can find
- Soft, stretch knit
- 15 denier
- Woven in cosmetic back seam
- Plain reinforced top
Miss N High-Shine Sheer Stockings Tan
£9.00 GBP
Glamorous hosiery with a touch of the unusual
- Sheer, gloss finish
- Soft, stretch knit
- Plain reinforced top
- 15 denier
- Sandal toe (no visible reinforcement)
- "tan", a medium beige
Bettie Page Hot Pink Mesh Gloves
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Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
Bettie Page by Playful Promises is a pin-up, fun take on retro lingerie.
- Bright pink mesh gloves
- Very stretchy
- Above the elbow on most people
Bettie Page Hot Pink French Knicker XS-2XL
£20.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
Bettie Page by Playful Promises is a pin-up, fun take on retro lingerie.
- Hot pink satin flared tap pants
- Shorts style with a high waist
- Side opening with covered button fastenings
- Can you wear french knickers under modern skirts and trousers? Yes - check out our video here
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Bettie Page Hot Pink Classic Suspender Belt XS-2XL
£30.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
Bettie Page by Playful Promises is a pin-up, fun take on retro lingerie.
- High waist 6-strap garter belt
- Hot pink satin centre
- Black sheer sides and back
- Hooks and eyes to fasten and wide metal clips
- Black bow trims
Bettie Page Hot Pink Retro Futuristic Bullet Bra XS-2XL
£25.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
Bettie Page by Playful Promises is a pin-up, fun take on retro lingerie.
- The cone bra for the time of bralettes!
- Hot pink satin wirefree lightly padded cups with stitch details
- Retro black bra straps with inverted Y effect
- Powermesh wings
- Hooks and eyes to fasten
- Matching satin cradle
We think this is how the sizing works out roughly but please be aware it's a guesstimate!
Sizing guide:
Playful Promises Anais Red Racer Back Balcony Bra 32-44 A-H
£45.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Sheer beige mesh racer back bra with red contrast satin and embroidery trims
- Perfect for all those low back, backless, open back and split back garments that are around
- Cut and sewn sheer blush mesh 3-part underwired cups with satin seams
- The top cup is edged in tiny embroidery scallops and overlaid with matching embroidery
- Embroidered overlay on centre gore and satin cradle
- Red adjustable satin elastic racer back straps, meeting at the back with an embroidered insert
- Red powermesh wings
- Hooks and eyes at the back
- Fitted separately for full-bust and plus figures
Playful Promises Anais Red High Waist Brief XS - 6XL
£25.00 GBP
Playful Promises items can take up to two weeks to dispatch (we try to be much faster than this but sometimes warehouses and staff issues collide!) They're all limited editions so don't leave it too long!
- Blush mesh and red satin big knicker with embroidered scallops
- Red satin centre front
- Sheer blush mesh sides and back
- Red embroidery scallops along the front legline
